Jesus. The name alone makes my heart flutter and fills me with hope. Just a while ago I was sitting here admiring how wonderful Jesus is. He gives hope and courage and moral fiber to all real Americans and millions across the world.
But I just can't understand how anyone would not believe in him, the proof is everywhere if you open your eyes. Faith first, evidence later, that's what these pesky nerdy scientists with their darwin and dawkins (disturbingly similar names) beliefs do not understand.
Jesus and Christianity give light to the world and help tame the uncivilized. Christian missionary work is unrivaled, the prosperity that we see today in the 3rd world would not be possible without Christianity and its beloved missionaries. Sure there are some people starving there now, but at least they have a chance to go to heaven and they covered up their damn private parts (disgusting).
How could anyone not want to go to Church? To bask under the glow of your dear Pastor and hear his (all real priests are men) glorious ideas and be led away from sin is a beautiful thing. But the people that don't go to Church, their lives are filled with decay and misery and wickedness. These are the people that think it's okay to have sex all the time and participate in the homosexualities. Let your kid hang out with any of these people for a day and they'll be reading marx, dyeing their head red, listening to that thug black noise and even becoming one of them gays.
Speaking of gays, Iowa recently allowed for those homosexuals to get married. What's next, allowing someone to get married to their dog? Cat? Blanket? This is dangerous stuff happening here people, them gays are trying to take over. What I once thought was a good Christian state, Iowa, has now fallen into decay and become a haven for the sexually disgusting.
So to all the real Americans out there, keep an eye out and let your voice be heard. Turn off liberal propaganda stations such as CNN and turn to your bible and Jesus and Fox News, the last real balanced news network.
They are coming to take your Jesus, so fight hard for him and make him proud.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
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