I love you Jesus

Jesus. The name alone makes my heart flutter and fills me with hope. Just a while ago I was sitting here admiring how wonderful Jesus is. He gives hope and courage and moral fiber to all real Americans and millions across the world.

But I just can't understand how anyone would not believe in him, the proof is everywhere if you open your eyes. Faith first, evidence later, that's what these pesky nerdy scientists with their darwin and dawkins (disturbingly similar names) beliefs do not understand.

Jesus and Christianity give light to the world and help tame the uncivilized. Christian missionary work is unrivaled, the prosperity that we see today in the 3rd world would not be possible without Christianity and its beloved missionaries. Sure there are some people starving there now, but at least they have a chance to go to heaven and they covered up their damn private parts (disgusting).

How could anyone not want to go to Church? To bask under the glow of your dear Pastor and hear his (all real priests are men) glorious ideas and be led away from sin is a beautiful thing. But the people that don't go to Church, their lives are filled with decay and misery and wickedness. These are the people that think it's okay to have sex all the time and participate in the homosexualities. Let your kid hang out with any of these people for a day and they'll be reading marx, dyeing their head red, listening to that thug black noise and even becoming one of them gays.

Speaking of gays, Iowa recently allowed for those homosexuals to get married. What's next, allowing someone to get married to their dog? Cat? Blanket? This is dangerous stuff happening here people, them gays are trying to take over. What I once thought was a good Christian state, Iowa, has now fallen into decay and become a haven for the sexually disgusting.

So to all the real Americans out there, keep an eye out and let your voice be heard. Turn off liberal propaganda stations such as CNN and turn to your bible and Jesus and Fox News, the last real balanced news network.

They are coming to take your Jesus, so fight hard for him and make him proud.

The New Wars

The War on Conservatives

It seems nowadays calling yourself a conservative means you're evil and it just invites a lynching.  For example, Rush Limbaugh can't even express his views without having the left wing mainstream media insult him.  His ideas about suspending the capital gains tax for a year is genius, since it will lead to more investments and that will trickle down to the working class.   I find it horrendous that people who call themselves 'progressive' and liberal and open minded, are so harsh towards people who have legitimate rational viewpoints.

The War on Christianity

This country was built on christian principles, yet we keep seeing christians being persecuted against.  Christians are viewed as irrational and lacking intelligence because they have faith.  Yet it is Christianity that helps fund schools and clinics in impoverished nations and gives people a better moral fiber.  Without Christianity people would be running around naked having sex with anything that moves and they would still be worshipping Oden and the Sun God and silly animistic religions without good proof behind them.  And now darwinism is pushed down our kid's throats yet most schools won't even allow intelligent design to be taught in science classes, even though it is a theory just like darwinism.  Why can't ID be taught you ask? Oh, because of the atheism belief system being preached by Dawkins and his kind.

The War on Hard Work

No one ever gave me nothing and my family neglected me.  Yet I was able to pull myself out of poverty and make a name for myself, without relying on government handouts and other ridiculous bureaucratic programs.  I didn't even go to college and I'm a high school dropout (most book learning is useless anyway), yet I was able to work my way up from the bottom.  But now everyone wants to be given something without having to work for it and that will lead to this country's downfall.  Free healthcare and free education is nice and all, but who will pay for it? People like me of course, the hardworking backbone of this country.

The War on Men

The rise of feminism has lead to a decaying status of men in this country.  Men used to be the breadwinners, the leaders, and the symbol of strength.  But now men are told to express their 'feelings' and be more in tune with their feminism side.  Men and boys are also taught that women are their equals, even though men are vastly superior in physical strength and men have been in charge throughout human civilization, so that just proves that men are greater and you can't ignore history.  Regardless, there is now a generation of confused men, lacking the strength and emotional discipline of previous generations that made this country great.  Slapping a woman when she got out of line and being in control of the house as the sole breadwinner was what made a man a real man, but now things are different.  If you even touch a woman you get thrown in jail and don't you dare get a divorce, because then everything will go to the woman and you'll be left with nothing.

The War on White People

When I was in school I was taught the greatness of our nation and the absolute genius of our founding fathers.  Yet now kids are taught negative things about their country, like going into Vietnam was wrong and taking land from indians was bad, and that many of the founding fathers did questionable things, such as owning slaves.  This helps to degrade the greatness of our white ancestors who brought progress and civilization throughout the world.  Where would the africans be without colonialism? Still throwing spears, that's where.

The War on War

With the election of Obama and the rise of the democrats, there has been an increasing sense of pacifism being ingrained into our society.  Sure Obama is going to send more troops to Afghanistan and I applaud him for that, but it's not enough.  His idea of talking to terrorists and using more diplomacy is completely ridiculous, since if you talk first, the terrorists will only think you're weak.  It's like reducing jail-time for felons and introducing rehabilitation programs, which are horrible ideas, since if you don't punish swiftly and harshly, you'll be overrun with criminals and crime will be rampant.  There was a reason there were no terrorist attacks on American soil during Bush's reign, but I fear now with the weak democrats in power, it is only a matter of time before the next attack happens.  Might makes right and here's hoping the Republicans can take back the government again and send this country back to the promised land and rid the world of terror.

Death to Socialism

This is the last straw. Obama is taking this country into a place I long fear and hate, socialism. With his huge stimulus bill he is throwing money around to all sorts of people and groups (including hippie environmentalists) and my beloved country is starting to look a lot more like France. Can you imagine a forced 35 hour work week and national healthcare? I cannot. This country was built on independence and hard work and the free market. If a person gets fired from their job, they get a new one or they become homeless. If your kid gets sick, you pay the doctor to help them better or you let them try to get better by themselves, it'll toughen the kid up anyway. And if you can't afford a college education, you pay for it yourself and if you still can't afford it through working, well tough luck. Besides, not going to college might do you some good, since you'll probably just turn into a liberal book worm anyhow, since college is just a place where people get brainwashed with silly ideas like global warming and darwinism.

I want to see this country prosper, I really do. I long for the free market days of Reagan and his low spending and tax cutting policies. He was the sole reason why we had such prosperity in the 90's and not because of Clinton, another high spending socialist. Maybe in another year or two, we'll see the benefits of Bush's policies come about, but then people will thank Obama unfortunately. But they'll only thank him out of ignorance, which is typical of most liberal socialists.

So let's take this country back people and say no to Obama and his wasteful spending. American was built on hard work and self-reliance, we don't need no damn help.

Thank you George W. Bush

Bush was the reason you were safe.  His policies and ideals were the reason you could sleep soundly at night.  He pushed the greatest military in the world into the heart of terror and succeeded.  He overthrew the Taliban and every week there were more prominent Al Qaida members killed and captured.

Let us also not forget Sadaam, one of the most ruthless dictators in the world is now gone and the Iraqi people are on their way to creating a democracy for themselves.  It's a beautiful time for the Iraqi people, isn't it?  We, America, guiding them to the promised land of western democracy.  Though unfortunately Obama has us pulling out of Iraq, so maybe it isn't so beautiful for the people of Iraq.

He also kept us safe from the passage of the patriot act and numerous laws.  In order to protect our freedoms and our country we have to give a little, true freedom isn't free.  Yes some civil liberties have been harmed, but it is all for the greater good of our society and to protect us from terrorism.

And since Sept 11, there hasn't been a terror attack on American soil. Coincidence you say?  I think not.

In conclusion, he kept the terrorists from destroying our society and our culture and for that is he the most heroic man in the 21st century.  Here's hoping Obama will see the light one day and follow in the footsteps of George W. Bush.

God Bless America.